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In my house, where dreams take flight, 
20,000 bees, what a sight! 
Their buzzing symphony, a bizarre ballet.
But must they make my face their play?

In a realm where bees wear hats, 
And butterflies chase after cats,
I plea, dear neighbor, set them free, 
To dance elsewhere, just not with me.
Men act tough.

Women ARE tough.
“I have a simple philosophy: 

Fill what's empty. 

Empty what's full. 

Scratch where it itches.”




 Alice Roosevelt Longfellow
MASTURBATION NEVER BREAKS YOUR HEART.
why is there never enough time to do it right, but somehow there's always enough  time to do it over?
I'm on a ship somewhere in the Pacific and that's all you need to know ;-)
nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind.    -Ravi Shankar
Music means different things to different people and sometimes even different things to the same person at different moments
 
  Arguing with  
  someone who 
  only wants to win 
  is like...
  .....
  ...
  It's just shit. 
  I don't even have 
  a brain cell left to 
  compare.


  If you do your
  part well and with 
  integrity, your action 
  will protect you and 
  one day promote     
  you in life.
When we have sex, don't always say:
"DEEPER DEEPER!"

I don't scream: "TIGHTER! TIGHTER!"
The real winners of the
ESC is everyone who didn't watch...
I'D LOVE TO COME BACK AS A CAT-BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE NINE MORE TIMES!!
rupert grint, who played ron in the H.P. series, was too young to spend his money when he amassed his wealth. when he turned old enough, first thing he bought was an ice cream truck so he could drive thru small villages and give out ice cream cones and popsicles to the kids. it had been a childhood dream. i dont think there is anything more satisfying than making your childhood dream come true. well played, mr. grint - well played


Friday is my second favorite F-word
when you talk you are only repeating something you already know. but, if you listen you may learn something new.
HAVE YOU TOLD YOU LATELY, THAT YOU LOVE YOU?
  
  If I hadn't pulled my 
  muscles and been bed 
  ridden, I would never 
  have learned this   
  precious lesson that...

  my husband doesn't 
  have a clue how to
  mob the floor...
marriage is an institution that teaches a man regularity, frugality, temperance, forebearance and many other splendid virtues he would not need had he stayed single.
So I went to the doctor yesterday and he said "Don't eat anything fatty"
I asked "What do you mean, like bacon or burgers?"
He replied "No fatty, don't eat anything "
Before strongly desiring anything, we should look carefully into the happiness of its present owner.

François, duc de
La Rochefoucauld
did you hear about the wooden car with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?                   it wooden run
secrets are safest when nobody is interested
How are you wearing Dior and you're not wearing deodorant?

How?
why is there never enough time to do it right, but somehow there's always enough  time to do it over?
How are you wearing Dior and you're not wearing deodorant?

How?
remember not to be a psychopath 
today
the real question is not whether life exists after death... the real question is whether you are alive before death.    -Rajneesh
Leave them wanting more
the empty vessel makes the loudest sound
I feel like 

I got lucky 
and that 

I have some very good people around me.
The secret to writing jokes is to first tell them to a test group 
of friends. 

If the test group does not like your joke, they have failed the test and you must find 
new friends.
it takes a certain darkness to be able to see the stars
NOW is the only reality. all else is either memory or imagination
if it can be solved, theres no need to worry, and if it cant be solved, worry is of no use
patience is the art of finding something else to do
Before strongly desiring anything, we should look carefully into the happiness of its present owner.

François, duc de
La Rochefoucauld
stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive
your heart and my heart are very, very old friends
to love is human. to feel pain is human. yet to still love despite the pain is pure angel.    -Rumi
“At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what youve done and be proud of who you are.”
nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind.    -Ravi Shankar
So I went to the doctor yesterday and he said "Don't eat anything fatty"
I asked "What do you mean, like bacon or burgers?"
He replied "No fatty, don't eat anything "
The real winners of the
ESC is everyone who didn't watch...
when you talk you are only repeating something you already know. but, if you listen you may learn something new.


Ich bin nicht planlos, sondern ergebnisoffen.


... und am Ende ergibt alles einen Gin.
How did we get from Cupcakes to Ostriches?

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.